so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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