i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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