i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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