no, he came in my armpit
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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