i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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