Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
