i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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