hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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