god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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