i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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