Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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