As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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