So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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