I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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