my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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