sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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