so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
dude. I can hear the air.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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