toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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