okay pat passed out under dana's car
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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