The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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