Got a toothbrush?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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