"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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