Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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