Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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