Pants 0. Shit 1.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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