I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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