The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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