I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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