I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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