doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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