we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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