i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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