You're completely useless in the revolution.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize