Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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