adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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