Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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