there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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