Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Michael Bay diarrhea
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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