: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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