So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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