If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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