he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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