question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You were trust falling into bushes
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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