You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is Oprah even human
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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