he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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