at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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