So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
did i just pee glitter
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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