Grow some girl-balls and come out already
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize
