It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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