Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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