Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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