ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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