We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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