He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm at about main and main street
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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