Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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